Well i’m pretty much fucked for college.

I’ve been asking my mom for more than a month now to give me the papers required as documentation of Florida Residency. Guess that $400 retainer fee is going to be for nothing now because if I don’t get financial aid there will be no college for me.

Glad to see how little I truly matter to her.
She also left my graduation immediately after I walked off stage while everyone else in my family made it a point to stay and get pictures with me.

thelordofthebutts:

ugh:

WHATJ

WHAT IS THIS FROM HOLY SHIT

thelordofthebutts:

ugh:

WHATJ

WHAT IS THIS FROM HOLY SHIT

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 magic conch will i ever be a quality blog

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“He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”

He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”

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thejordanscene:

“Mom, Listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for twenty-two years, but we have been together for sixteen. ‘Kay, that’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together in the park. When we were two, we were best friends, I mean, I, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color. I knew her favorite food. Then we became six, you know, and Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl, so for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, Mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She was always talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I feel is love, Mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews

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thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”

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simpledisneythings:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.

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failbag:

FUN FLORIDA ACTIVITIES:

start running and build up as much speed as you possibly can and then throw yourself at one of these

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