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Well i’m pretty much fucked for college.
I’ve been asking my mom for more than a month now to give me the papers required as documentation of Florida Residency. Guess that $400 retainer fee is going to be for nothing now because if I don’t get financial aid there will be no college for me.
Glad to see how little I truly matter to her.
She also left my graduation immediately after I walked off stage while everyone else in my family made it a point to stay and get pictures with me.
magic conch will i ever be a quality blog
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“He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”
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“Mom, Listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for twenty-two years, but we have been together for sixteen. ‘Kay, that’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together in the park. When we were two, we were best friends, I mean, I, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color. I knew her favorite food. Then we became six, you know, and Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl, so for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, Mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She was always talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I feel is love, Mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.
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FUN FLORIDA ACTIVITIES:
start running and build up as much speed as you possibly can and then throw yourself at one of these



